- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

TIMMY

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

sfdg

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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