Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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