- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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