- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Stop procrastinating.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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