- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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