- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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