- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

So a jew walks into a bar!

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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