Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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