- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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