How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A dyslexic blind man

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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