- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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