- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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