- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

hashtags suck balls

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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