what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Gustavo Andrade

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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