what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

womens rights

Your Mother

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

Charles Manson is innocent.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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