- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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