- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

your life

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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