Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Vote this up

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Justin

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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42

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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