- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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