- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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