dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

ded on boomer and aodddan

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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