What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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