Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

http://www.dafk.net/what/

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

gay pom...

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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