So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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