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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

MySpace.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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