Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Guess what? Holocaust

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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