Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Wanker

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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