What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

If your reading this, youre not blind.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

This is not a joke or is it

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

your social life.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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