How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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* anti-punchline

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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... i forgot the joke :p

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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