- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

hey hey apple

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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