what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Derp

Your face

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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