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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

roses are red, violets are blue.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What's blue? The sky.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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