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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.