What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Bitch

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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