- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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