- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Sex

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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