whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

God. God.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Anti Joke

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