A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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this is not an anti joke

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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