If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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420

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This isn't funny.

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