Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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