What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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