Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Homo say what?

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Vicky is my best friend.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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