Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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My Nan, that is all.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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