- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

sky's sty

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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