- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

A black man walks Into a bar.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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