If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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