- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Knock, knock. Door opened.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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