- Anti Joke

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

justin littleton being sucessful

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

Potato!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.