- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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