- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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