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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Im taking a shit right now.

gay people

Latvia isn't a joke

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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