- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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