Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Vote this down and get DOXED

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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