A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

A chicken walks into a barn.

Carrot fingers

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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