A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Man U

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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