What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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