- Anti Joke

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.