joke under this line wins _________________________

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

gay pom...

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

I was once a hamster.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Poop.

Women's rights

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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