Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Grace Ackerson

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A seal walks into a club.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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