- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Women's rights

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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