- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

what is 3+3= 8

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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