What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

I Have a Black Friend

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Poop

minorities

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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