Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

Small Penis.

A miserable man committed suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Top Gear USA

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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