- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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