Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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