- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

these are shit

Bark I'm a tree

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

have safe sex

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A dog was barking at a tree

Punching a baby

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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