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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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