- Anti Joke

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.